Clickname (Ivan Vasilev)sad pepe

[hey you | what are you doing here?]
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Clickname🐢
me and ducksme and who?
(there's a duck, but you can't see it)
Born29 November 2002
Penza
Date of deathNever
Country
OccupationSoftware engineer,math student,toad enjoyer
Alma matterSaint Petersburg State University (SPBU)
computer vision experiments
Me while computer vision experiments (v̨͔͖̪̟͊̓o͙̻̞̩̩̠̺̽͘ͅi̟̤̥͎͈̥̪͋͗͘d̷͍̭̙̲͚̫͇̘͛ͩͩ̓e̙̭͓̼͕ͩ̐́ͅd̜̯͍̩̝͎͑̋̿̀͘ͅ)

Ivan Vasilev (ru. Иван Васильев; 29 November 2002, Penza) — mathematician student , a reduced commands language Golang developer, crypto researcher, a man of his time, the only person in Russia who got out of the wheel of Samsara. Found a metanarrative, but does not show or tell anyone about it. Alive SAT solver. Best esoteric bimbo gf. Hello dear anonlazy bulbasaur

Why did I create this page🤔[i don't care | who asked?]

Initially, I just had a site dedicated to fractals, I was interested in drawing them and giving my friends the opportunity to do it interactively. However, it soon became clear that there are not so many amazing fractals, just drawing various L-systems is not so interesting. Subsequently, I somewhat rethought the concept of a personal page on the Internet and decided to make it really personal. Also, going off the topic of fractals gives me more freedom in content creation.

The frontend developer can show the page. The mobile developer can show the app. A ML engineer can show a neural network (as a rule, if he does not do really boring things). What can a backend developer do? Say something like look, mom, this JSON is assembled by my k8s cluster which is proxied through Nginx and pulls data from sharded database, look at my benchmarks mom, are you happy mom? Are you proud of me? Parents, beloved, friends, why you're leaving, it's only the first endpoint don't leave me, I'm scared. In general, coding is a good way to interact with the world. As if the well-known principles of composition and decomposition, substitution and inversion of dependencies are applicable to everything. Sounds so so😒. What is even more depressing is that this site is not the answer to this question. But this is something very close, as if with the exception of the technologies used (not a single docker container was affected during the development process). Most of the projects here require ⚡good optimization⚡ so that a weak laptop or phone can run them.

CS interests[cs is already interest | who are you bragging to?]

It has long been so customary that I am engaged in backend. Why? It just seems to me that the backend gives more various tasks, and the study of the backend itself is much more interesting. In addition, the backend gives more choice in terms of , For example, I prefer Sql to Nosql for basic CRUD tasks, and I truly love it🥰. I prefer to develop in two languages at the same time - GoLang and NodeJS, because I want to. Go is good for parallel and productive programs, system programming. You can write fast and fun on the Node, you can write the WEB. By themselves, these languages are very strange, but this is rather a plus.

However, it's all about work, like to $earn_money();. But the world of ₵$ is much wider and more interesting. As I wrote above, programming is a way of interacting with the world. And this is a huge scope for creativity and self-realization.

Things that I find funny[pretty boring | nerd stuff]

it's me
yes, you can trust me with firearms (well, or your server)

First of all - computer graphics. In my first year, I realized what a shader is. This made a very strong impression on me, because it is a very simple and elegant way to "draw" with the help of mathematics. Even just throwing random functions, some "𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕖" gives interesting results.

Next comes image processing.Rooms with distorting mirrors and video effects on the first smartphones made me laugh and amused. However, learning to look for more and more niche information, I began to stumble upon more and more mindblowing solutions. Computer vision in the same bunch. Once upon a time, neural networks even seemed interesting to me in the context of image processing. Maybe they give visually pleasing pictures, but the way to get them is very clumsy and usually the same for completely different things. Conventionally, the neuron that colors the pictures and that applies the Van Gogh style to the images are made almost the same. But algorithms like Seam Carving or Strip photography have nothing in common at all.

I am also very impressed Midoria lmao and fascinated by everything related to data storage. Archivers, data structures, file systems. Walking in the forest of binary trees is very breathtaking. My favorites are the Van Emde Boas tree and the AVL tree. This is something that seems very important to me, but I didn't have enough time to study it in detail (yet).

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me when i... sorry,
i lied, i never

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Fun content here[cool and amazing | i'm gonna see every page]

Physarum

Have you noticed that people of technical professions are very fond of animals? You can argue that everyone loves animals, but here love is of a completely different kind. When a mascot is selected for some technology, it is in 90% of cases an animal. So we have a whale🐋 in  a Docker, an elePHPant🐘 in a PHP, a Linux Tux-penguin🐧, a crab🦀 in Rust, a chameleon🦎in an OpenSuse, a GNU🦌 in GNU, a beaver-gopher🦫 in a Golang, a red panda🦊 in a Firefox, a dolphin🐬in a MySQL, another elephant🐘 in PostgresSQL, a wolf🐺 in a Gimp...

But these are all mammals, moreover, vertebrates. (khm, actually vertebrates are a broader concept than mammals). How about something really spineless? I want to introduce you a Physarum. First of all, it's a slime. Secondly, he knows how to find the shortest paths on the graph.And what about you? How much time do you waste walking on sidewalks and bypassing the arches of lampposts?But more importantly, inspired by small eukaryotes, you can write a beautiful agent-based visualization that has nothing in common with its progenitor.

Pythagorean tree

Do you like fractals? I'm sure that yes, or you just don't know about them. There are many interesting facts related to fractals like "but you knew yeah, like what, like if you fold the antenna into a fractal, yeah it will catch better, yeah." It can be cool, it can be useful, but it is extremely distracting from what is really important. Fractals are beautiful. God didn't give us a pattern-seeking brain to quickly distinguish faces or notice patterns. Seriously, are you ready to get up, get dressed, go to the store, buy cigarettes and stand smoking for five minutes, but don't you want to go pop up the Pythagorean tree🌳? Repent.

Newton's pool

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Newton pool looks yummy

Geometric fractals are C😎😎L. They're simple, and in their simplicity they're beautiful. They were discovered (or invented🤔) a long time ago, because all you needed to build them was drawing tools. But there is something that became available to the human eye only thanks to modern computing technologies. We are talking about algebraic fractalsHey, there's supposed to be a picture here, where is it?. They are mostly built on the complex plane. Complex numbers are quite a strange thing, counterintuitive and therefore harboring many surprises. Out of many different algebraic fractals, I chose one that I found most interesting. First of all, it has a simple interpretation, so when you look at it, you see some rational things. Secondly it is neglected, there are only a few pictures on the internet and no explorers Hey, there's supposed to be a picture here, where is it?. So I decided to make one myself. So everyone is encouraged to look, try and explore Newton's pools! Moreover, this became my graduate diploma.

P.S.[nooo, you are leaving so fast? | stay with us a little longer]

— Well, yes, VaNya =^._.^= ∫. We realized that you are a programmer. We realized that you're all such a joking🤡 and an IT guy and a bit of α μαθεματικαν, but what's next? Do you really have no interests other than what you already do at work? Or do you think that a couple of pages on the Internet makes your personality not so empty? Come on, someone has already done all these things before you, you don't even hesitate to write about it. Well, how much time did you spend on it? A few months? On my iPhone with a safari browser and a 5.8-inch vertical screen, nothing works fine, what have you been doing at all? Please think about your life, about what is important and necessary for you, what you really want to leave behind. At least your peers are smiling. They play, walk, fall in love, look for themselves. They remember what happened to them yesterday or a week ago without referring to the GIT. They know what they have to do without resorting to JIRA. Perhaps even someone whom you only give a contemptuous look has an idea in his head that he came up with himself. Please don't get lost.

はぁ そう です か, はぁ そう です か?ha sodesuka? fair enough, but not too offensive. But what can I do? I am 1,013 days old when I write this. So far, this is the best way to interact with the world that I have. This is already quite a lot, it seems to me. Personality? Who needs personality anyway in the world of simulacrums and victorious postmodern? You are also not a real person, I actually wrote this text myself.

$By the way, soon all programmers will be replaced by the neural networks, have you heard? Buy my designer course btw.$

In short, all claims are erroneous. Mewover, I did this section for myself. All the others, too, but this one in particular. And in general, it seems so inappropriate now that it was better to remove.

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